JOKE: Walkies

A man had a pet centipede, one day he went up to it and said, "do you want to go for a walk?", the centipede didn't reply so the guy walked away.

Later he went back and asked it "do you want to go for a walk?", again it didn't reply and he walked away.

A while later the man went back to his centipede and again said "do you want to go for that walk?", at which point the centipede looked up and said........... "can you wait until I get my shoes on!!"